Eek baby eek

Violet velvet heel
Eek baby eek
Snap your fingers like a rubber band
Crack your knuckles like you’re on a chain gang
Eek baby eek
Drop your brief case
Tell me a story
Loosen your tie
Straighten your nose
Lovely winter
Eek baby eek
Take a toot from the snoot
The emancipator shoehorn
I’m tired
Iron
I’m lonely
Brass
Dance like you stubbed your toe
Call up your god
Tell him you don’t exist
Iron Pyrite
A sandalwood kiss
The last drops from a canteen
Wooden sandals
A niveous evening
Woolen mittens
You wonderful minx
You excellent hostess
You kindly beginning
You pointed riposte
Eek baby eek
Shake hands like a wet dog
Eek baby eek
You remind me of packing peanuts
You made me feel like a whore
Eek baby eek
Aluminum
Tickle Venus’s toes
Slip the boy a sawbuck
Tell him to keep it fair
Steal a glimpse
Put it in formaldehyde
Wash your hands
eek baby eek