Ode to Myrtle

O marvelous Myrtle I burble your name it gurgles and warbles and bubbles so gamely gargling growling and grumbling amazing rolling around all the vowels that abound in the sonorous sound of your wonderful name. O mystical magical myrtlous Myrtle I’d beg or I’d borrow or furtively furgle or burgle the gollup to wallop the [...]