News Argument Show

HOST: Generic welcome and audience appreciating remarks. Brand building, or this show and of course the network brand. Introduction of obnoxious blowhard.
LEFT: Friendly acknowledgment, with a quick jab at my partner and rival.
HOST: And second obnoxious blowhard introduction.
RIGHT: Good natured remark, and a quick response to my opponent.
HOST: Bland faux-serious introduction of political [...]